Hare Krsna!

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Struggling actor, struggling comedian, singer, musician, Middle Eastern Masterchef, author, writer, journalist, DJ, historian, future President, ex-monk, still a monk, future nobel prize winner, most viewed Onlyfans profile, real homie, real gangsta, martial artist, boxer, featherweight champion, mentally challenged, a pimp, and a pornostar

Quotes from isvarahparamahkrsnah:

  • "Hare Krsna!" ~ isvarahparamahkrsnah the monk
  • "Wassup homie!" ~ isvarahparamahkrsnah from the hood
  • "Asalaam Aleikum!" ~ coastal isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Allahu Akbar!" ~ muslim isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Namaste! How do you do?" ~ Indian isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Holla holla holla!" ~ choo choo train driver isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Fake homie alert!" ~ clingy isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Mommieeeeeeeeeeeeee!" ~ baby isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Mariah Careeeeeeeeeey!" ~ adult isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Fight me buoy!" ~ isvarahparamahkrsnah to his homies
  • "I'll stomp on your nuts!" ~ isvarahparamahkrsnah to non-homies
  • "Mine mine mine! DJ snowdusk is mine!" ~ possessive isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Nicki Minaj has a big booty!" ~ obsessive isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "I'm going to the kitchen!" ~ masterchef isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "How do we create a blog with Hugo?" ~ mentally challenged isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Hugo sucks!" ~ angry isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Let's gooooo!" ~ hypeman isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Tie him to a chair and play golf with his nuts!" ~ creative isvarahparamahkrsnah
  • "Join the LibreKrsnah foundation!" ~ innovative isvarahparamahkrsnah

What do others have to say about isvarahparamahkrsnah?

  • "I think he's retarded" ~ fake homie loginya
  • "isvarahparamahkrsnah is very kind, very polite, very social, very much loved, adored and respected by others" ~ real homie loginya
  • "Awww! He's sooo cuuuuute!" ~ DJ snowdusk
  • "isvarahparamahkrsnah, go make me a sandwich!" ~ DJ sennomo
  • "isvarahparamahkrsnah is my guru!" ~ DJ LohanG
  • "Cult? I take that back! dj isvarahparamahkrsnah is not my guru!" ~ DJ LohanG
  • "isvarahparamahkrsnah is my baby! tururupthuthu! He'll always be my baby! We belong together! I didn't mean it when I said I didn't love him so, I shoulda held on tight, I never shoulda let him go, I didn't know nothing, I was stupid, I was foolish, I was lying to myself, Oh, what I wouldn't give to have him lying by my side, Right here, 'cause, baby we belong together! isvarahparamahkrsnah, we belong together! My baby!" ~ not Mariah Carey
  • "isvarahparamahkrsnah is so sexy! I love cuddling with him, and watching him sleep in my arms!" ~ not Jessica Alba
  • "I don't have a boyfriend! Will you be my boyfriend?" ~ not Selena Gomez
  • "Shut up bitch! He's mine!" ~ not angry Jessica Alba
  • "Baybay! Baybay! Are you listening? Wonderiiin, where you been, all my laaaaaife? When you say you love me, know I love you mooooore, when you say you need me, boy I need you mooooore! Boy I adooooooore youuu!" ~ not Miley Cyrus' serenade to isvarahparamahkrsnah at 03:00 a.m. in the morning
  • "This man, is going to be our future President! I endorse him!" ~ not Barack Obama
  • "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars! Who? isvarahparamahkrsnah? I've never heard of this guy!" ~ not Donald Trump
  • "Who is this isvarahparamahkrsnah? Find him and kill him!" ~ bogus guru Radhanath Swami
  • "Death to isvarahparamahkrsnah! Death to isvarahparamahkrsnah!" ~ ISKCON cult members
  • "Give this man a suicide!" ~ Killary Hilton
  • "ehehehehehe" ~ not Vladimir Pootin

  • Do you have something to say about isvarahparamahkrsnah? Send your comments to the email at the bottom and we will publish them here! No editing! No censorship!

Who am I?

  1. I am an activist. An activist that leads by example. An activist that does what he says.
  2. I am an anti-capitalist. The world runs on money. Unfortunately, money has made people so greedy, they're willing to sacrifice anyone and anything to make a few bucks off of it.
  3. I am an anarchist. The modern governments are cesspools of greed and corruption. Modern politicians are incompetent morons that lack any morals, virtues or leadership skills.
  4. I am a privacy advocate. Online and offline, over the years, privacy has become the topmost priority in my life.
  5. I support freedom of speech. I hate censorship.
  6. I support animal rights. All animals have a right to live and prosper unless they pose an active threat to human life.
  7. I am a vegetarian. I support a plant based diet.
  8. I support Free and Open Source Software.
  9. I support open, decentralized and federated services that should be available to all.
  10. I am anti-nationalist.
  11. I am an anti-fascist.
  12. I am anti-racist.
  13. I support environmental protection. My main propositions for environment protection are:-
    • Ban all fireworks
    • Reduce the consumer load on the electric grid by removing all unnecessary lighting in metropolitan areas
    • Ban mining
    • Ban logging
    • Ban disposal of waste in rivers, lakes, and the oceans

Places that I post infrequently:

  1. Journal

  2. Hubzilla

  3. Lemmy
  4. Tildes

  5. Matrix/IRC

  6. Blog
  7. The LibreKrsnah Brand
  8. Blog

  9. Institute Gopher gopher://
  10. Aussies Gopher gopher://
  11. Cosmic Gemini gemini://
  12. Cosmic Gopher gopher://


  16. gemini gemini://

  17. Nightfall City
  18. Nightfall City gemini gemini://
  19. Nightfall City gopher gopher://

Places that I don't post:

  1. Friendica
  2. SocialHome

  3. Raddle

  4. Pleroma
  5. Gnu Social
  6. Mastodon
  7. Misskey

  8. Pixelfed
  9. Funkwhale
  10. Peertube

  11. Blog

Dead Sites:

  1. Diaspora
  2. Diaspora
  3. Friendica
  4. Misskey
  5. Lemmy
  6. Misskey
  7. Scuttlebutt @MQtxamNAFmZgIxbHK9mXnrrkmoa92yRBbi8aVuwO 62c=.ed25519
  8. Keybase
  10. The Lounge http://qgk2cgbprzkohxpkrqkugzjvyb5qcuc7fltncfltelcxs6clsayvqeqd.onion
  11. Peertube
  12. Peertube
  13. Wilde
  14. Oddware
  15. Pleroma
  16. Gnu Social
  17. Misskey
  18. Gnu Social

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